That’s right Donny. You never needed 4 inches to begin with. Part 4.
Makes you wonder what’s actually going on.
The White House. Congress. The Supreme Court. How many years have they stood without a serious attack?
I’m sorry. I forgot about January 6th. Silly me.
But those were patriots. Loyal followers of the President of the United States just acting out a bit. A couple of dead. Some property damage. Nothing to worry about. They only did their little protest because someone very high up asked them to. And why did they do it? Because the President claimed the election was stolen.
We have heard that one before. Like every time a MAGA loses an election it was rigged. Stolen. The result of a vast conspiracy against the one man standing between his followers and the darkness.
On to 2026.
Trump is having his playroom built next to the White House — the shed as he has called it. You know the one. Right on top of the bunker. The bunker every honestly elected president apparently needs. Complete with hospital, command center, and I imagine a presidential suite modeled tastefully after Mar-a-Lago. Gold throne. Toilet paper printed with the Declaration of Independence on every square.
But enough about the bunker.
Let’s talk about the ballroom. The gilded monstrosity built as a monument to a gilded something. The bulletproof windows — four inches, five inches, six inches, depending on the day and who is doing the measuring. A man who demonstrably does not know the difference between four and six inches. Small hands. Transparent windows. Transparent man.
And the snipers on the roof.
All those snipers on the roof.
Here is the question nobody in that building seems willing to ask out loud.
Who exactly is he protecting himself from?
The Capitol stood for centuries without this level of fortification. It survived wars, protests, and genuine threats from foreign enemies. The one time it was actually breached was by people he invited.
So who are the snipers for?
The invading armies of our pissed off allies? Possibly. He has worked hard enough to earn that.
Or maybe — just maybe — it’s the pissed off sheep right here at home. The ones who finally have had enough. The ones who can’t feed their families. The ones who watched $1.776 billion get dangled in front of the people who last stormed the castle and then get snatched away so the theft could be blamed on everyone else.
Is Second String Donny building his bunker as a last line of defense?
Against us?
The President of the United States works for us. He has no reason to fear us — unless we are not on his agenda. Unless what he has been doing was never in the best interest of the Americans he swore to serve.
Maybe some reporter should just ask him directly. Why are you so afraid of us? What did you do that makes you need four inches of glass and snipers on the roof between yourself and the people you work for?
The trouble with climbing into a hole to hide is there is nowhere to go from there.
The President Who Won’t Leave – That’s right Donny, you never needed 4 inches to begin with.
That’s right Donny. You never needed 4 inches to begin with. Part 4.
Makes you wonder what’s actually going on.
The White House. Congress. The Supreme Court. How many years have they stood without a serious attack?
I’m sorry. I forgot about January 6th. Silly me.
But those were patriots. Loyal followers of the President of the United States just acting out a bit. A couple of dead. Some property damage. Nothing to worry about. They only did their little protest because someone very high up asked them to. And why did they do it? Because the President claimed the election was stolen.
We have heard that one before. Like every time a MAGA loses an election it was rigged. Stolen. The result of a vast conspiracy against the one man standing between his followers and the darkness.
On to 2026.
Trump is having his playroom built next to the White House — the shed as he has called it. You know the one. Right on top of the bunker. The bunker every honestly elected president apparently needs. Complete with hospital, command center, and I imagine a presidential suite modeled tastefully after Mar-a-Lago. Gold throne. Toilet paper printed with the Declaration of Independence on every square.
But enough about the bunker.
Let’s talk about the ballroom. The gilded monstrosity built as a monument to a gilded something. The bulletproof windows — four inches, five inches, six inches, depending on the day and who is doing the measuring. A man who demonstrably does not know the difference between four and six inches. Small hands. Transparent windows. Transparent man.
And the snipers on the roof.
All those snipers on the roof.
Here is the question nobody in that building seems willing to ask out loud.
Who exactly is he protecting himself from?
The Capitol stood for centuries without this level of fortification. It survived wars, protests, and genuine threats from foreign enemies. The one time it was actually breached was by people he invited.
So who are the snipers for?
The invading armies of our pissed off allies? Possibly. He has worked hard enough to earn that.
Or maybe — just maybe — it’s the pissed off sheep right here at home. The ones who finally have had enough. The ones who can’t feed their families. The ones who watched $1.776 billion get dangled in front of the people who last stormed the castle and then get snatched away so the theft could be blamed on everyone else.
Is Second String Donny building his bunker as a last line of defense?
Against us?
The President of the United States works for us. He has no reason to fear us — unless we are not on his agenda. Unless what he has been doing was never in the best interest of the Americans he swore to serve.
Maybe some reporter should just ask him directly. Why are you so afraid of us? What did you do that makes you need four inches of glass and snipers on the roof between yourself and the people you work for?
The trouble with climbing into a hole to hide is there is nowhere to go from there.
Just the hole.
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