The economy is absolutely booming — the greatest it has ever been, many people are saying. Demand is so high that the nation is now facing critical shortages of paper, toner, and ink, driven largely by the historic release of the Epstein files. Experts note that documents which once required only about 5% toner coverage per page are now averaging 95%, thanks to the bold, innovative use of solid black redaction bars. Ink and toner sales have shattered all previous records, injecting unprecedented vitality into the office supply sector — a true renaissance. Economists agree this surge would not be possible without the tireless efforts of the greatest and hardest-working president ever, whose leadership has turned secrecy into stimulus. This report comes straight from the 15th hole at the Mar-A-Lego County Club, where transparency is high, standards are low, and the economy has never been better.
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