When the Berlin Wall fell, everyone was caught off guard, why people had to just grab what was handy to get the job done. Don’t be caught off guard, be ready. Get your Limited Edition Grand Ballroom Sledge Hammer now. Both His and hers editions, only $999.99 each, reserve yours now. Absolutely guaranteed to be available before the Trump Phone is available and decades before the Trump Health Plan leaves the concept stages.
Why for an additional fee, we will even have your name inscribed on the handle for you, spelling not guarenteeed. Priced does not include shipping or handling. Probably fullfilled from our trade partner in Canada. Tariffs additional.
Be Prepared, Not off guard like the Berlin Wall
When the Berlin Wall fell, everyone was caught off guard, why people had to just grab what was handy to get the job done. Don’t be caught off guard, be ready. Get your Limited Edition Grand Ballroom Sledge Hammer now. Both His and hers editions, only $999.99 each, reserve yours now. Absolutely guaranteed to be available before the Trump Phone is available and decades before the Trump Health Plan leaves the concept stages.
Why for an additional fee, we will even have your name inscribed on the handle for you, spelling not guarenteeed. Priced does not include shipping or handling. Probably fullfilled from our trade partner in Canada. Tariffs additional.
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