Dementia Trump

You know, folks, a lot of people are saying — and I mean a LOT of people, the smartest people — that my name, Donald, is a beautiful name, tremendous name, but it’s not strong enough anymore. Not for what’s happening right now with the radical left. So I said, “We’re gonna rename it. We’re gonna call it Dementia.” Beautiful word. Very powerful word. Everybody’s talking about it.

Now let me explain how we do this, because the fake news will lie about it. They always lie.

Donald. D-O-N-A-L-D. Six letters, very nice letters. But we’re gonna make it Dementia. D-E-M-E-N-T-I-A.

Here’s how it works — and this is genius, by the way. I figured it out myself.

You take the “D” — that stays, perfect D. Then you look at the “O”. The O is weak. Very weak letter. We don’t need the O. We throw the O in the garbage. Then you got the “N”. We keep the N, but we move it over here, because it belongs with the M. You add an “E” — where does the E come from? From the Democrats! They got plenty of extra E’s they’re not using. They waste everything.

Now you got “Dem”. Beautiful. Then the “A” from Donald — we take that A and we turn it into “en”. How? Because “en” sounds stronger. A lot of people don’t know that. Then the “L” — the L is no good anymore. We replace the L with “tia”. Where do we get “tia”? From “TIA” — Temporary Insane Asylum, which is what Washington has become under Sleepy Joe, but now it’s even worse.

So you take Donald… you throw away the O, you steal an E from the Dumocrats, you flip the A around, you add some extra letters that were hiding in the word “brilliant” — because I’m brilliant — and boom.

Dementia. Dementia Trump. Sounds presidential. Sounds like a winner. People are saying it’s the greatest rename in the history of renaming, maybe ever. Better than when they tried to rename the Dumocrats. They got mad. They said, “You can’t do that!” I said, “Too late, I already did it. It’s done.”

And let me tell you, once we start calling it Dementia, the whole thing makes more sense. The rallies, the crowds, everything. Tremendous crowds. The biggest crowds you’ve ever seen. Dementia crowds. Beautiful.

Thank you. God bless you. Make America Great Again.

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