Breaking News: It’s the biggest. It’s the greatest. It’s the most powerful — 100 times more powerful, 1,000 times more powerful — nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Even Melania said, “Oh, Mr. President.”
Introducing the Trump Classless Battleship — nothing like it before, nothing like it ever again. The Democrats will call it fake news. My opponents will say it’s impossible. I say they will go down as the greatest warships ever built. Capable of destroying entire nations in a single volley — which is why, frankly, think of the peace prizes I’ll win once the enemies are gone.
I have personally demanded these ships be built in two and a half years. The main defense contractor, KIRKBI — yes, that very secret alphabet company — will be using its LEGO division to ensure the first production units are on store shelves by election time 2028. Fast. Very fast. Nobody builds faster than this administration.
The New Trump Classless Naval Battleship
Breaking News: It’s the biggest. It’s the greatest. It’s the most powerful — 100 times more powerful, 1,000 times more powerful — nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Even Melania said, “Oh, Mr. President.”
Introducing the Trump Classless Battleship — nothing like it before, nothing like it ever again. The Democrats will call it fake news. My opponents will say it’s impossible. I say they will go down as the greatest warships ever built. Capable of destroying entire nations in a single volley — which is why, frankly, think of the peace prizes I’ll win once the enemies are gone.
I have personally demanded these ships be built in two and a half years. The main defense contractor, KIRKBI — yes, that very secret alphabet company — will be using its LEGO division to ensure the first production units are on store shelves by election time 2028. Fast. Very fast. Nobody builds faster than this administration.
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