Trump Finally Got His Wish

1. “Trump finally got the biggest crowd of his career — seven million strong — and every single one of them shouting ‘Go away!’ Dreams do come true.”

2. “He promised the biggest crowd in history. Turns out he was right — seven million people united at last… in wishing he’d disappear.”

3. “Trump’s record-breaking crowd: seven million Americans gathered coast to coast, all chanting the same thing — ‘We’re done with you.’”

4. “After years of bragging about crowd size, Trump finally nailed it. Seven million people, one message: beat it.”

5. “Congratulations, Donald. You finally brought the country together — seven million voices in perfect harmony: Go. Away.”