War Torn Portland – A Gerrymanders Parody
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They flew us in at sunrise, to a city under siege,
We marched into the crossfire — of a vegan grilled cheese.
The air was thick with danger, or maybe just the steam,
From cappuccino cannons in this grande battle scene.
I Fought The Worm and The Worm Won
Worm crept in my head, from some wild feast, Munchin’ my thoughts, that slimy beast. I fought the worm and the worm won, I fought the worm and the worm won.
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for