🥒 Well, This Is a Fine Pickle We’re In

Michael and Sarah Walker

🥒 Well, This Is a Fine Pickle We're In

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Well, This Is a Fine Pickle We’re In

Now what can we do about it?

First off, let’s figure out just who did this to us.

All of you. That’s who.
I’m blameless.
Well, maybe not completely blameless. I didn’t vote for him—I wrote in a name, thinking that would “send a message.”
To who? Probably nobody. But hey, it made me feel better.

Let’s start casting blame where it belongs.

The Non-Voters

You’re to blame.
Maybe if you’d actually shown up, the outcome would’ve been different. Democracy doesn’t run on vibes—it runs on participation.

The Democrats

Wake. Up.

You knew Biden was slipping. Everyone knew. And you picked him anyway, assuming Trump didn’t have a chance.
He was nuts, sure—but he had a loyal following.
He had dirt. On everybody. Senators. Congressmen. You name it.

And Epstein? Oh, right. There never was an Epstein—just more “fake news.” But if Musk read the Epstein files, where do you think he read them? Yeah. Duh.

And Kamala Harris?
I’m not sexist. But she was attached to the Biden administration like a sidecar on a sinking motorcycle.
Trump crucified the whole administration, and she’s the backup plan?

Democrats, seriously—get your act together.
Quit the infighting. Form a real party line or we’ll be stuck with Trump until he dies—and then his loyalists will carry on like foot soldiers in a post-apocalyptic monarchy.

The Party-less Voters

Yep. You too.
You saw the writing on the wall. Most of you didn’t want Trump or Harris—fine. But this isn’t fantasy football. You don’t get points for having cool opinions while the house burns down.

Look hard at someone like the Forward Party. Moderates. Grounded. Some idealism but not delusional. Take it seriously this time.

Third-Party Voters (and Me)

I’m all for third parties. I’m a moderate.
But when the devil’s knocking, don’t do what I did.
Hold your nose, vote for the lesser evil. It sucks. But it’s better than a man who told you to your face that he wanted to be a dictator.
That “ha ha” wasn’t a joke. He meant it.

The Republican Voter Who Just Votes the Line

“My granddaddy was Republican, my daddy was Republican, so I vote Republican.”
Well, grow up.
I did. And for way too many years, I voted the party no matter who was running. That was my mistake. Don’t make it yours.

The MAGA Crowd—Two Kinds

Let’s be real—there are two MAGAs:

1. The ones who genuinely want to Make America Great Again.
   Smaller government. Border security. Law and order.
   I get it. I want those things too. I want affordable healthcare. Kids who aren’t hungry. An American Dream worth chasing.

2. The Cult of Trump.
   You think he’s your Jesus. Your savior. You’d sacrifice your firstborn for him if he told you to.

To the First MAGAs (Not in the Cult)

Stop saying “this isn’t what I voted for.”

Because yes it is.

He said it. You heard him.
Tariffs. Deportations. Endless executive power.
He told you who his friends were. You knew.
You just didn’t want to believe it. You thought he was bluffing.

Next time—if there is a next time—pay attention.
It’s not just your life on the line. It’s your grandchildren’s future. And that’s a terrifying thought.

To the Trump Loyalists

You’re the worst of all.
Just a bunch of haters looking for someone to blame for your own misery.
You don’t want to fix anything—you want to burn it all down.
And you’re willing to follow a man who’d gladly sacrifice you if it made him king.

Final Thought for the MAGA Base

Take off those stupid red hats.

Better yet, put them on, and come help us fix this.
We need you to help take Trump down.
But when we do, we’ve got work to do—his loyalists are embedded deep.
And if we don’t root them out, Trump won’t need a second term.
He’ll keep pulling the strings from Mar-a-Lago, louder and stronger than ever.

If you have read this far, then there is one question for you, and it’s the most important one you will ever be asked out here. What is Plan B?  

Don’t have one? don’t know? well get to work on it.