This dog always wags its tail and looks like it loves you. Right up until your pocket supply of biscuits runs low. Then it starts snapping. Trying to rip a hole in your jacket to get at those dwindling treats. The ones you were thinking about eating yourself because the dog snuck into your house and stole your dinner. Didn’t even thank you properly. Just took a dump on your lawn.
You know this dog. Every neighborhood has one. Loud. Annoying. Convinced it is far more impressive than reality suggests. Most days just a nuisance. A barking soundtrack to everyone’s life.
That question may be far more dangerous than the dog.
