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Parody’s of songs aimed at the Donald Trump Administration
Humor and comedy
I’m The Great Pretender – A Gerrymanders Parody
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Oh yes, I’m the great pretender,
Claiming I’ve won when I’ve lost,
Bragging with pride,
And always I hide,
The truth that would show what it cost.
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for
It’s All About That Base – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no
Young Man – A Gerrymanders Parody
Trump man, You just won’t go away, I said, Trump man, Courtrooms call every day, But hey, Trump man, There are millions to sway, With a truth that’s been twisted and broken!
It’s Good To Be King – A Gerrymanders Parody
Say it's good to be king... when you own the stage, I'll go alone, fix it... and fuel the rage. Golf carts and rallies, gold toilets and flair, Let the people go broke—I've got billionaire
Burning Ring Of Lies – A Gerrymanders Parody
The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar. Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the
Hit The Road Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more. Old Donny, oh Donny, don’t you lie
Off to The MAGA Show – A Gerrymanders Parody
With “1776” inked across my chest, I swear the libs are the real threat, Bought six more guns for liberty's sake— (But forgot my insulin by mistake.)
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It’s Good To Be King – A Gerrymanders Parody
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The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar.
Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the ring of liar, The ring of liar.
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for
It’s All About That Base – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no
Young Man – A Gerrymanders Parody
Trump man, You just won’t go away, I said, Trump man, Courtrooms call every day, But hey, Trump man, There are millions to sway, With a truth that’s been twisted and broken!
I’m The Great Pretender – A Gerrymanders Parody
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender, Claiming I’ve won when I’ve lost, Bragging with pride, And always I hide, The truth that would show what it cost.
Burning Ring Of Lies – A Gerrymanders Parody
The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar. Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the
Hit The Road Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more. Old Donny, oh Donny, don’t you lie
Off to The MAGA Show – A Gerrymanders Parody
With “1776” inked across my chest, I swear the libs are the real threat, Bought six more guns for liberty's sake— (But forgot my insulin by mistake.)
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Burning Ring Of Lies – A Gerrymanders Parody
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The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar.
Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the ring of liar, The ring of liar.
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for
It’s All About That Base – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no
Young Man – A Gerrymanders Parody
Trump man, You just won’t go away, I said, Trump man, Courtrooms call every day, But hey, Trump man, There are millions to sway, With a truth that’s been twisted and broken!
I’m The Great Pretender – A Gerrymanders Parody
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender, Claiming I’ve won when I’ve lost, Bragging with pride, And always I hide, The truth that would show what it cost.
It’s Good To Be King – A Gerrymanders Parody
Say it's good to be king... when you own the stage, I'll go alone, fix it... and fuel the rage. Golf carts and rallies, gold toilets and flair, Let the people go broke—I've got billionaire
Hit The Road Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more. Old Donny, oh Donny, don’t you lie
Off to The MAGA Show – A Gerrymanders Parody
With “1776” inked across my chest, I swear the libs are the real threat, Bought six more guns for liberty's sake— (But forgot my insulin by mistake.)
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Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more.
Old Donny, oh Donny, don’t you lie no more, Your schemes and your cons, we’re tired to the core. We’ve had enough of chaos, the bluster, and the show, Pack your bags, Don, it’s time to go! Chorus Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more.
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for
It’s All About That Base – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no
Young Man – A Gerrymanders Parody
Trump man, You just won’t go away, I said, Trump man, Courtrooms call every day, But hey, Trump man, There are millions to sway, With a truth that’s been twisted and broken!
I’m The Great Pretender – A Gerrymanders Parody
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender, Claiming I’ve won when I’ve lost, Bragging with pride, And always I hide, The truth that would show what it cost.
It’s Good To Be King – A Gerrymanders Parody
Say it's good to be king... when you own the stage, I'll go alone, fix it... and fuel the rage. Golf carts and rallies, gold toilets and flair, Let the people go broke—I've got billionaire
Burning Ring Of Lies – A Gerrymanders Parody
The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar. Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the
Off to The MAGA Show – A Gerrymanders Parody
With “1776” inked across my chest, I swear the libs are the real threat, Bought six more guns for liberty's sake— (But forgot my insulin by mistake.)
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“Off to the MAGA Show”
It’s 90 degrees and I don’t give a hoot,
Got a red hat on and my flag’s in the boot—
Off to the MAGA show!
Got a convoy shirt and a sticker that screams,
“Hunter’s laptop stole my dreams!”
Q on the back and a don’t-tread patch,
And a bumper that says “TRUMP: Rematch!”
Left… right… left… right…
Truth’s just a thing we rewrite!
Your’e Gonna Miss It When It’s Gone – A Gerrymanders Parody
You had the right to speak your mind, to pray or not to pray To march, to dream, to disagree and not be led away But now you cheer for kings and crowns And burn
Epstein Rippers On The Prowl – A Gerrymanders Original Song
Oh, the Epstein Ripper’s on the prowl, Pumpkin Head just scowls and growls. Secrets hidden, scandals deep, We dance around while the creeps creep!
When The Humvees Roll
And the Humvees roll, Through the towns we know, With a rattle in the ground and a fear that grows. Yeah, the Humvees roll, Hearts turn cold, You can hear the silence break when the
Hotel Mar-A-Lago – A Gerrymanders Parody
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Such a crazy place (such a tacky space) Plenty of room at the Hotel Mar-a-Lago Any time of year (any time of year) you can find him here
Fake It To The Limit – A Gerrymanders Parody
All alone in the West Wing, He’s watchin' the news roll in... Every city is burning, He’s blaming it all on “them.” He said he’d bring order, But it’s slipping away... The chants in the
It’s All About That Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I'm all about that Trump, 'bout that Trump — no trouble I'm playin' golf and holdin' grudges on the double I'm sayin’ facts are fake, and fake is fact, don't burst my
Where Did The Papers Go – A Gerrymanders Parody
Well the sheriff said he had ‘em, Bundy swore they’re real, But those papers up and vanished Like a ghost behind the wheel. One day they’re in the courthouse, Next day they’re gone for good,
I’m To Sexy – A Gerrymanders Parody
And I’m a showman, you know what I mean, And I shake my little hands on the Fox News screen… Yeah, on the Fox News screen, while I pitch my scheme, I’m too sexy for
It’s All About That Base – A Gerrymanders Parody
Because you know I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no facts I’m all about that base ’Bout that base — no
Young Man – A Gerrymanders Parody
Trump man, You just won’t go away, I said, Trump man, Courtrooms call every day, But hey, Trump man, There are millions to sway, With a truth that’s been twisted and broken!
I’m The Great Pretender – A Gerrymanders Parody
Oh yes, I’m the great pretender, Claiming I’ve won when I’ve lost, Bragging with pride, And always I hide, The truth that would show what it cost.
It’s Good To Be King – A Gerrymanders Parody
Say it's good to be king... when you own the stage, I'll go alone, fix it... and fuel the rage. Golf carts and rallies, gold toilets and flair, Let the people go broke—I've got billionaire
Burning Ring Of Lies – A Gerrymanders Parody
The swamp he swore he’d drain, Just filled with grift again, The debt climbs ever higher, Fed by a ring of liar. Trump told lies, lies grew higher, And it burns, burns, burns — the
Hit The Road Trump – A Gerrymanders Parody
Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the road, Trump, and don’t you come back no more. Old Donny, oh Donny, don’t you lie
