Donald Trump has done more for the crusade for clean renewable energy in less than 30 days than most advocates have accomplished in their entire careers. The man deserves an appropriate Nobel Prize.
By launching the Trump War against Iran—and Iran’s swift retaliation of closing the Strait of Hormuz—he single-handedly choked off roughly 20% of the world’s available oil supply. This triggered widespread fuel shortages across the United States and Europe, sent gas prices skyrocketing, and left airlines grounded and gasping.
As a direct result, governments and corporations worldwide are now frantically dumping resources into renewable energy. Solar is getting some love, but the real winner? Wind turbines. They’re popping up on the horizon faster than you can say “green new deal.”
It is estimated that the mirrored glass on Trump Towers already kills more birds than most wind farms, so the turbines should blend right in. Prime locations are already being scouted—especially areas with a steady supply of hot air, such as off the lower eastern coast of Florida.
Experts have also suggested installing the turbines as hazards on golf courses. They’d serve a dual purpose: providing a formidable challenge for players while simultaneously recharging golf carts, thus easing the strain on the power grid.
Naturally, on Trump-branded courses, the blades would be gold-gilded.
We don’t need no stinking oil anymore. Thanks to the Donald, the future is blowing in the wind.
