Iran says, “Bad Trump. Death to Trump.” — Trump says, “What, me? What did I do?”

Trump spent the weekend on Truth Social claiming Iran is threatening to assassinate him. So let me see if I’ve got this straight.

Iran says Trump killed their Supreme Religious Leader, then strutted around like a rooster crowing about it.

Iran says, “Bad Trump. Death to Trump.”

Trump says, “What, me? What did I do?”

Then those mighty little fingers get busy. “Iran threatened to assassinate me, oh, woe is me.” (Right on cue, the MAGA chorus chimes in: “What did he do to deserve that?”)

The fingers keep flying. “I have instructed all my loyal leaders to fire all 1,000 missiles aimed at Iran if I die mysteriously in my sleep, or any other way, bomb, bullet, knife, exploding plane, or old age.” Followed by “1,000’s” more rockets and missiles (his typing, not mine) — to “destroy evil Iran” for their cowardly act of revenge, because everyone knows that under the reign of Trump, revenge is a bad word.

That’s the part worth sitting with. The man who’s threatening to erase a country in his own defense is the same man calling revenge cowardly. He’s not rebutting the accusation. He’s demonstrating it.

But here’s the real elephant in the room: will Iran actually believe, even for a moment, that there’s someone out there loyal enough to King Putz to do anything with those 1,000 missiles other than let them sit — and pop the top off a good bottle of champagne once he’s gone?

It’ll be interesting to find out.

I am not making a justification for against any action legal or otherwise, I am just pointing out thhypocrysisy of assuming what you do may not have consequences. Might does not always make right. I am pro American, I am anti Terrorist. But a little BS goes a long way, trump loads of it are suffocating.