Second String Donny has made a brilliant strategic move.
In a classic two-fer — possibly even a three-fer — he has deployed White House Communications Director Steve Cheung to represent the administration’s commitment to dignified public discourse.
The results have been immediate.
Trump now appears slimmer by comparison. His golden locks benefit from Steve’s dedicated impersonation of the Capitol Dome. And most importantly — most strategically — he sounds measurably more intelligent.
This last point should not be taken lightly.
Steve Cheung’s recent commentary on former Secretary of State and CIA Director Mike Pompeo:
“Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals.”
New standards. Boldly set.
It’s reassuring to know that after months of what generally sounds like a five year old throwing a tantrum, the administration has now added what sounds like a door left open at the local establishment of questionable repute.
Considering what the Oval Office has been redecorated to resemble — I really shouldn’t be surprised.
